The Best Movie Quotes From 'The Campaign'

Marty Huggins: "Now that I'm running for Congress, we're going to be under a lot of scrutiny. Anybody have anything that they want to share with us? I promise you I'm not going to get angry."
Dylan Huggins: "I said the lord's name in vain at school."
Marty Huggins: "I said I wasn't going to get angry and I'm not angry."
Clay Huggins: "I went to the petting zoo and I let the goat lick my p***s."
Dylan Huggins: "One time I put a firefly in my butthole."
Marty Huggins: "Why?"
Dylan Huggins: "To make my farts glow"
Clay Huggins: "I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my n**sack so I looked like a grown man."
Dylan Huggins: "The old biker man at the end of the street let me tough his wife's t***y."
Marty Huggins: "That's a good one, but I..."
Clay Huggins: "I'm legally married to the babysitter."
Dylan Huggins: "I accidentally got a man killed on the Internet."
Clay Huggins: "Once a week I pray to the devil."
Mitzi Huggins: "Almost every day I touch myself to Drew Carey on 'The Price is Right.'"

Cam Brady: "Cam, anything you want to talk to your dad about? You want to get a tattoo or a nose ring or anything like that?"
Cam Jr.: "Dad, just be quiet."
Cam Brady: "Because we can talk about those things."
Cam Brady: "It occurred to me, and I been meaning to ask you this for the longest time, do you have p***c hair yet? It dawned on me that I have no idea."
Cam Jr.: " "Dad!"
Cam Brady: "Believe me on our side of the family, we grow it. Thick... and bushy"
Cam Brady: "You ever want to talk about make-out techniques, I can show you how to turn your tongue into a magic wand."
Cam Jr.: "Stop!"
Cam Brady: "With females, not with dudes"
Cam Jr.: "Please, dad! Dad!"
Cam Brady: "If you're into dudes, that's fine too."
Cam Brady: "Camo, what are you studying in school right now, dinosaurs? I'm asking cause I don't know. What grade are you in now? Have you been using those hair products I gave you? Just trying to reach out to you more. Do you want to talk about testicles? I have one ball that hangs lower than the other one. If you want to make a funny father-son video, put it on YouTube, we can do that too."
Cam Jr.: "Nope"
Cam Brady: "That's OK, I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you."

In this clip of the two candidate families sitting around the dinner table preparing for secrets that might come out during the campaign, we learn some intimate details about the candidates' loved ones. By intimate I mean too much information, more than we'd ever want to know, ever.